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There is not enough Xanax for this shit greeting card

Social Situations, Family gatherings, Holidays, THE NEWS! I mean, really! 

This funny one color letterpress card is perfect for friends or anyone having a rough day. I woke up with anxiety one morning - who knows why - and this card just came to me. Send it, or keep it for yourself.

A2 greeting 5.5" x 4.25" 
ships with a blueberry envelope