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there is not enough Xanax for this holiday shit greeting card

The Holidays are just flat out stressful! Between family drama, getting all the gifts done, wrapped and shipped {eye roll}. A take on our fan favorite Xanax card dressed up for the holidays. Printed on recycled paper #130 heavy card stock, paired with a sweet green envelope to trick your recipients into thinking it's a normal old holiday card but then WHAM! they open it up to this hilarious note.

paper: 100% recycled
printing: flat printing
size: A2 5.5" x 4.25"